Nothing to do with Britain’s carbohydrate-rich cuisine causing excessive flatulence – instead a controversial take on the island’s wind farms!
One generates carbon dioxide, the other monitors it. Cue Sesame Street muppets prancing about singing one of their many “cooperation” songs.
You freeze on the spot, break into a sweat and feel the warm trickle of urine down your thigh. There’s grey fur all over your crops! Discuss.
Plants love a bit of CO2 - as anyone with even the tiniest bit of Primary School Biology behind them will know. But are yours getting enough?
We’ve all compared our penises in the showers after a match. Have you considered comparing air conditioning units for the growroom? More fool you.
100 Films to Watch... Romance
Some say it’s dead. Not Hallmark – they still laugh maniacally and bathe in the proceeds of the 144 million Valentine’s Day cards they sell each year.